Screw His Own Ass.

The Closure of Brookes Business School, Springs a surprise on me. The reason why it happen is because Ministry of Education (MOE) DE—registered Brookes Business School after it was found to have offered fake degrees from well—known schools such as the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology. It felt so good. it's a total good news to me. The reason is simple, my ex-boyfriend enroll in that school, took a course in psychology. I seriously have a problem with him. I totally hate him, Hate his looks and everything. I was laughing my ass off when i heard about the news. And the next second i was texting him using my phone, Basically my intention was to insult him. I'm going to list down everything what we text each other and what happen during our conversation, here it goes.Elly: Wow ''D'' your school damn power la. I'm so lucky, i never choose that school. Fake degrees? Cool.Lol.''D'': .....Are you making fun of me. (He didn't even bother to add a question mark).Elly: Don't be so overly sensitive friend. Be a man. I can't help it if you think this way. Think outside the box in a different angles. As you can see I'm a blunt and straightforward person. And partly because of you I'm soaring higher. thanks.This is where the real fun begin.... I totally love pissing him off.''D'': It's not that I'm sensitive, is that you got no common sense at all. Firstly do you think it's funny in the first place? Second, Don't judge yourself. Thirdly, what have you achieve in life? Lastly, Don't thank me.Elly: Obviously I'm a person with common sense. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? I was insulting you friend. Sadly there is no vaccine against stupidity. Judge myself? Oh i don't even need to judge myself. I jolly well knows my distinctive characteristic. What have i achieve in life? Don't be overly concern over my achievements. It's 100% got nothing to do with you. Don't get emotional friend. I won't thanks you since you said so. Definitely you Don't deserve it. I was just trying to be polite. thats all.''D'':Oh my, now i know insulting people is been polite. think i gain knowledge during this conversation. I'll will sure let others know insulting is just been polite to others.Elly: Wow I'm surprise that you still Don't understand. you are so clueless. I feel sorry for you. Please don't go around misleading people. that's so sad. Good luck in whatever you are thinking. Don't have time to play with you. Tata.Is he an idiot or what? Lol. i was laughing my ass off.. I was basically thanking him over what happen between us, if not for that incident that happen between us. Nothing in my life is moving forward. what a dumb ex boyfriend i have. A unhygienic one . And he thought that insulting is polite? Screw up his own ass man. And to think he wanted to be a psychologist? he can't even understand the basic or people. maybe a psychologist with a fake degree? Fuck his own asshole man.